human centipede

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Derp

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

hi

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Women's Professional _________

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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