A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Nickleback.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Your sex life.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Who is big and stupid My brother

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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