why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Anti Joke

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