A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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