- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with brown?

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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