How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Women's Rights

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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