whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

William wright is Gay

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Muslim athletes.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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