- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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