- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

I once did something.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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