You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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