Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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I like your hair

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Take wrong turns

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Elizabeth Warren

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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