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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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