- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

No thank you, I don't like violence

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