- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Basically

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

so today i took a poop. hehe

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

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