A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

ever tried african food? they neither

derp

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Nickleback.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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