- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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