When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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hello

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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No

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Anti Joke

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