No!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Religionh

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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TIMMY

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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