- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

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