What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How old are you? 7

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Black people are the scum of the earth

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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