What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Anti Joke

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