A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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did you stub your toe?

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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