I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Women's rights...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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