what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Nickleback.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Sammi suck kyles chode

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Justin Bieber.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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