- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

womans rights...

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

I grunt when I poop.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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