- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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