a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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BIG PENIS

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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