- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

gay people

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Latvia isn't a joke

Womens' sports

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Im taking a shit right now.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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