- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Matt is a Duster!

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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