- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

vitamin c

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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