- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the dog die? He was old

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Punching a baby

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A dog was barking at a tree

God. God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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