- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

It got hit by a rocket.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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