- Anti Joke

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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