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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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