- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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