i read the terms of service when i posted this

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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