- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Im cute hehehee

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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