Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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