- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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