101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Today is March 22.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

2 Penises

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Jews

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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