- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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