Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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69

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

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