- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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