What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Wanker

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

darude- sandstorm

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

ded on boomer and aodddan

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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