- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

book 'em danno

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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