A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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An Artic Storm.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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this site is an antijoke

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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