how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Anti Joke

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