- Anti Joke

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif