Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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charlie sheen

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Queens Park rangers

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