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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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